| good day vs. not good day |
[May. 16th, 2007|12:53 pm] |
A not good day is one when your former boyfriend and good friend puts a picture of your naked ass with a big red handprint on the internet. :(
A good day is one when you see him at a bar/concert/park etc (san francisco is small biyatch) and you remember that you've got about twenty pounds on him and proceed to re-enact some choice scenes from Kill Bill (1 and 2) |
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| cyniscism |
[Apr. 22nd, 2007|07:20 pm] |
Ugh. Every once and a while I am just totally overwhelmed by the grossest feeling of cynicism toward the world, and even though I know rationally that it will go away, I'm still just so sick of everyone and everything and how totally OBVIOUS it all is. It's the worst feeling. I hope it goes away soon.
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| awesome vs not awesome |
[Apr. 18th, 2007|01:15 pm] |
Not awesome: getting locked out of your boyfriends apartment when he's in Canada for five days with your purse, phone, keys, friend's phones, friend's purses, stuck inside
Awesome: some seriously calm mo fos to help you get back in |
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| my weekend and other miscellaneous items |
[Apr. 17th, 2007|12:30 pm] |
1- Went to meet the BFs parents for the first time. Nerve-wracking!!!! It turned out perfectly though, his mom is lovely and amazing and we got along really well. Step-dad is also very fun and excellent scrabble competition 2- Still need to find a new apartment but stalling because.... well because I friggin hate moving 3- Need to sell my car, procrastinating on that also 4- Enjoying San Francisco to the fullest, coming up on 6 months here on the 29th! Yikes 5- I do miss my family, like crazy. I'm taking a trip home for a weekend in June but..... its not enough |
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| mmmm condoms |
[Apr. 13th, 2007|11:40 am] |
This morning on the way into work I stepped (obviously without seeing it) on a used condom that then became affixed to my shoe, held on by what I can only assume were its contents.
These are the things I love to tell my mom, which I know is mean, but her worry over my situation is so adorable. |
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| ghosts |
[Apr. 11th, 2007|09:51 am] |
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Ghosts from the past = ruining my day |
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| work |
[Apr. 9th, 2007|04:31 pm] |
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Why is it that I always get sick within 1 month of starting a new job? stress? cooties? |
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| go giants! |
[Apr. 5th, 2007|10:13 am] |
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I went to my first baseball game in SF last night it was super fun. I don't know enough to know if the seats were good or the game was good or anything like that. I do know that I was seated next to THE hottest giants fan ever. And the beer was like $9, ouch. But worth the experience |
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| perfection- in the form of a man |
[Mar. 25th, 2007|05:21 pm] |
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A perfect day, from start to finish. He looks so cute when he falls asleep from me rubbing his belly. |
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| love in the afternoon |
[Mar. 23rd, 2007|01:46 pm] |
I got a job yesterday at an awesome company doing project management. It will be excellent experience for my future as an urban planner. I'm so excited!!! I forgot how much of a WINNER getting a new job makes you feel like. I win i win i win!
I think some celebratory shopping may be in order......... |
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| Skool and other catastrophies |
[Mar. 13th, 2007|12:16 pm] |
Haven't posted in a while. I'm still in SF and trying to figure out my next move. As of yesterday, PSU is probably not going to give me resident status. I'm supposed to find out at the end of this week what the final decision is. Its kind of a complicated disaster due to the fact that I am moving out of my apartment at the end of this month. So I'm homeless, state-less, and totally out of brilliant life plans. I'm staying with Morgan for the month of April while I try to extract my head from my ass/get things figure out.
In other news, I heard from Erik yesterday that the Israeli prime minister to El Salvador or somewhere was fired after he was found drunk and naked wandering the streets in bondage gear. He was only able to identify himself after the police pulled the big rubber ball out of his mouth. |
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| stress tests- thoughts |
[Feb. 13th, 2007|04:33 pm] |
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The scientologists like to give them out, I know. But what is actually the point of a stress test? I mean, who needs a test to tell them if they're stressed out or not? Don't you just kind of know? Does the test tell you on what level you're stressed? Wouldn't you kind of already know that too? For me, if I feel my ulcer burning I know I'm stressed out. It's kind of like people who's hair hurts when it rains. |
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| $$$ |
[Feb. 12th, 2007|12:27 pm] |
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Big deposits for apartments are kind of a good thing. It sucks at the time but when you move out you get it all back after you've kind of forgotten about it. |
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| Oakland when it rains |
[Feb. 8th, 2007|02:18 pm] |
There are some weird things that go on in Oaktown when it gets rainy. First of all, the tiles used to pave the center of town- the "Civic Center" that I think was part of some effort to revitalize the area- are apparently made of one part ice and one part oil. I saw three people fall when I walked to get lunch. I tried not to laugh but.... what can you do. I also saw a high school kid who was yelling gross comments at the women walking by eat shit on his bike and I didn't try to hide my laughter that time.
Secondly, the protesting that has been going on all week apparently doesn't cease just because of the bad weather! Ohhhhhh no, they keep going. Unfortunately the rain must have rendered the microphones completely useless because I can't figure out what exactly they're protesting. The speakers break occasionally so they can play songs by people like Marvin Gaye and Elvis and Diana Ross.
Thirdly, the rain brings out the crazies. You might be thinking "Aren't the crazies always out in Oakland?" Indeed, they are. But more so when it rains. On my way back to my building I saw: five police cars performing various acts of civil duty (namely taking two guys into custody, searching a bus, and talking to some homeless people) one man peeing, a cab driver with a baseball cap made entirely of silver and gold sequins, and a cracked out midget. And the cherry on the sundae, a man asking me what my name was and where I was headed who was wearing an ankle thing from a prison. |
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| Judgement- You know who you are |
[Feb. 5th, 2007|11:21 am] |
“We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path.”
-Paulo Coehlo |
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| sex |
[Feb. 2nd, 2007|08:47 am] |
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So I'm sure everyone knows by now about Mayor Newsom's affair with his friend/aid's wife. And I guess he probably had to give that public apology since he's running for re-election. But is anyone really surprised about it, or particularly disappointed? I mean, it's San Francisco. OF COURSE the mayor is banging his employees wife. |
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| Libertine |
[Feb. 1st, 2007|02:33 pm] |
I read such an awesome introduction this morning on bart, I had to share it. It's taken from "Drinking Smoking and Screwing", a collection of essays and short stories by some well know renegade writers/livers. It's absolutely charming and I think provides a particularly eloquent argument in favor of living.... I guess "free"
( read )
xposted to damnportlanders |
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